1. It’s 8 am and my day is already gloriously complete.

    guiltyofliving:

    I saw a fat lady fall, and when she tried to get up she stumbled and almost fell again. And as if that alone wasn’t funny enough, it all happened outside of a donut shop. Lol

    Ladies and gentlemen, this is my best friend, Jonathan. Quite an asshole, aint he? I’ve missed this dark humor though, don’t find that much around here :)

     
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    Hi, asshole :) missed your cuntiness.
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    Ladies and gentlemen, this is my best friend, Jonathan. Quite an asshole, aint he? I’ve missed this dark humor though,...
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